List of 13 signs that you have had too much of the 90's:

1) You tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2) You now think of three expressos as "getting wasted"

3) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck in years.

4) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

5) You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready,

     he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"

6) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

7) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,

     but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

8) You didn't give your valentine a card this year,

     but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web site.

9) Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records your college roommate used to play.

10) You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if its contains echinacea.

11) You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.

12) Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail, asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn

      so she can do a screen saver.

13) You pull in your driveway and use the cellphone to see if anyone is home.